Fire destroys Sampson HouseBlue Buick blocks firefighters
by Julian Bukalski
A blaze of flame visible for miles around lit the Appleton sky last night, as Sampson House burned to the ground. Local firefighters arrived shortly after the fire erupted, and were able to prevent it from spreading to other nearby buildings. However, crews could not get close enough to save Sampson House itself, due to a blue Buick LeSabre (license plate "LU 1847") blocking the fire lane. No one was injured, but every course evaluation filled out in Lawrences history was burned.
Dean of Faculty Brian Rosenberg choked back tears as he sifted through the ashes this morning. "Normally, wed just run a firehose up Union Hill, but with that car in the way, we just couldnt get there in time. As God as my witness, Ill find the person responsible for this tragedy."